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<span class="mu-i"><span class="mu-s">IN A WORLD</span> ruled by ruthless corporations and full of decay and loneliness, where people turn to porn and gacha games for entertainment, <span class="mu-s">ONE MAN</span> rose above the shit to become the <span class="mu-s">NUMBER ONE ASSASSIN of the legendary the United Assassins Association</span> but then... He vanished. He's been a legend on his own since then, but who gives a shit, honestly?</span>
>Last thread: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5790746/
>There are many fights in this quest, this is how they work.
<span class="mu-g">Some options say [ATTACK] or [DODGE]
When selecting [ATTACK], you must roll 1d100 and call HIGH or LOW (Unless the option says specifies one). Over or under 50. A perfect 50 or two players rolling the same number will have a Bonus. (Dark Side Mode)
When selecting [DODGE], you must simply call HIGH or LOW and the QM will roll before the next post to see if the attack is high or low.</span>
>And now, the tl;dr recap for the gamers out there...
<span class="mu-g">You are <span class="mu-s">Lynn Lionhunt</span>, a 30-ish year old unemployed womanchild, and you've made a <span class="mu-s">terrible mistake.</span>
After getting blackout drunk you accidentally killed the 10th ranked hitman of the UAA.
Now you must rise through the pro assassin ranks. With the help of your handler Arthur "Scott" Bianchi.
And a bunch of other NPCs and weirdos in Santa Destroy.
Ranks #9 and #8 are out of the picture already, though it wasn't easy.
Now it's time to set up your fight with #7.
Along the way there was a rat, cool shirts, and an ever deepening mystery, ninjas, a sniper, and a mafioso from your past.
And what IS a Death Drive anyway? Well, you're not supposed to know yet.
So shush!
Get back to killing!
Let's become NUMBER 1!!!</span>
...But first, you get out of bed.
It's now a new day. There are no invaders in your home this time.
You get up, put on your silly outfit, preparing for the next day or blood and violence.
As you check the news, you are shocked to find they're making a Live-Action Bizarre Jelly adaptation.
What will they come up with next?
Anyway...
Your next tasks were to get that new Beam Lance from Eri's Workshop and pay the entry fee for the next Ranked Fight at the ATM. You have enough cash for both. But which will you do first?
(Obviously, paying doesn't mean you'll have to go to the battle right away, so the order shouldn't change much... In theory... Unless...)
>To the ATM!
>To the Workshop!
>Last thread: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5790746/
>There are many fights in this quest, this is how they work.
<span class="mu-g">Some options say [ATTACK] or [DODGE]
When selecting [ATTACK], you must roll 1d100 and call HIGH or LOW (Unless the option says specifies one). Over or under 50. A perfect 50 or two players rolling the same number will have a Bonus. (Dark Side Mode)
When selecting [DODGE], you must simply call HIGH or LOW and the QM will roll before the next post to see if the attack is high or low.</span>
>And now, the tl;dr recap for the gamers out there...
<span class="mu-g">You are <span class="mu-s">Lynn Lionhunt</span>, a 30-ish year old unemployed womanchild, and you've made a <span class="mu-s">terrible mistake.</span>
After getting blackout drunk you accidentally killed the 10th ranked hitman of the UAA.
Now you must rise through the pro assassin ranks. With the help of your handler Arthur "Scott" Bianchi.
And a bunch of other NPCs and weirdos in Santa Destroy.
Ranks #9 and #8 are out of the picture already, though it wasn't easy.
Now it's time to set up your fight with #7.
Along the way there was a rat, cool shirts, and an ever deepening mystery, ninjas, a sniper, and a mafioso from your past.
And what IS a Death Drive anyway? Well, you're not supposed to know yet.
So shush!
Get back to killing!
Let's become NUMBER 1!!!</span>
...But first, you get out of bed.
It's now a new day. There are no invaders in your home this time.
You get up, put on your silly outfit, preparing for the next day or blood and violence.
As you check the news, you are shocked to find they're making a Live-Action Bizarre Jelly adaptation.
What will they come up with next?
Anyway...
Your next tasks were to get that new Beam Lance from Eri's Workshop and pay the entry fee for the next Ranked Fight at the ATM. You have enough cash for both. But which will you do first?
(Obviously, paying doesn't mean you'll have to go to the battle right away, so the order shouldn't change much... In theory... Unless...)
>To the ATM!
>To the Workshop!
