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>Star, S2, Kor to Extraction, get that Stardust in exchange for letting her meet the FREEDOM RANGERS later today.
You quickly put your earplugs in. You don't want to listen to that fucking salesman's theme song he always hums. Once he and the D-Class (why does his skin look pink now?) are in the cell, you take them out.
<span class="mu-i">The show will begin shortly.</span>
S2: [[ATTENTION, ALL CUSTOMERS]]!
Kor cover his ears, cringing at S2's screeching.
Kor: Fucking hell, can you lower your god damn voice or something?
S2: WHY WOULD I EVER [[Volume Down]] THIS AMAZING VOICE, [[Meat Sponge]]?
The magician shakes her head at this silly display.
ANOMALY: I'm preparing for a show soon. What do you two buffoons want?
Kor: Right, right. Well, we need to get some of that razzle dazzle bullshit you're made out of.
S2: BELIEVE IT OR !!
S2: JUST [UUUU], I HAVE A [[Specil Deal]]! YOU'RE A [[BIG SHOT]], RIGHT? YOU CAN OFFER US [[BIG SHOTS]] A LITTLE
S2: [[Genorisity]]
S2: YOU GOT THE LIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]]
S2: IN RETURN FOR THIS GREAT DEAL
S2: W-
Kor covers the salesman's mouth.
Kor: We got some rangers over to do some silly performances or whatever. Tell ya what.
Kor: We'll let you watch them for free...for some dust. Sound good?
A weird "smile" spreads across the magician's face.
ANOMALY: Oh ho. Those performers. Alright, I can see what this is all about.
ANOMALY: Sure. I'll play ball...as long as you follow my rules, silly boys.
ANOMALY: You can get a vial of that stuff from me. For the other two? I want to perform with them.
ANOMALY: Not in this cell, out there. With the others. Do that and I'll give you the rest.
Employee S2, despite how fucked up he is, gives Kor a worried look. Kor whispers something to him.
The two shake their heads in agreement.
Kor: Suuure. We'll take the one vial for now, we can discuss your demands later. Spammy?
Kor goes in to grab the dust while Employee S2 begins spouting off a bunch of special deals.
Kor quietly begins harvesting from the anomaly while it is distracted. One vial gets filled.
Taking a risk, he goes in to fill up another vial half full before pulling away.
ANOMALY: Oh, is that right? A cane? I might need a replacement for this old hunk of junk.
Kor: Alright, I got the vial. Sorry for interrupting your planning time.
S2: AND FURTHERMORE, I CAN OFFER YOU EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]
Kor: Spam. That's enough, we're going.
S2: WAIT! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OUR GREAT DISCOUNTS ON-
Kor drags away Employee S2 from the containment cell, to the amusement of the anomaly.
ANOMALY: Hehehe. Silly boys.
The anomaly turns towards the camera, cane in hand.
ANOMALY: Of course, I'll accept another offer. I'll give you even more if you watch my show...personally.
ANOMALY: Until then, good day.
It goes back to practicing for its own show, such as teleporting the cane around from one place to another.