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<span class="mu-i">She's going to kill me for saying this, but a fake angel stands before you.
What makes her a fake, you ask? Is she not an angelic beauty carved from marble by the hands of the LORD himself, lovingly crafted into the shape of a perfect woman? Do her features and sheer charisma not hold so broad an appeal that any man who loves women would want to be with her? That any woman who loves men would want to be her? Does she not have fair skin that glows with the light of heaven? Do majestic wings not sprout from her back, with the radiant glow of abundant, pure white plumage? Does a halo not adorn her head?
Yes, yes, all of these are true. Even the bit about the halo, which teeters in the air above head, as if uncertain what to make of the thick ivory horns that curl about her head like a crown. However, I would ask that you sincerely consider these three things.
First, the horns.
What manner of angel possesses a crown of horns growing from her head? Doesn't that sound like something a demon would have? Considering her resplendent beauty, perhaps a succubus? Certainly, her figure matches that of a succubus more than it does any angel. She shamelessly flaunts the shape of her abundant bosom, the taught muscles of her belly, and the softness of her thighs!
Not to mention the clothes she wears! Oh, they are radiant and beautiful as any angelic garb, spun of gold and purest white silk. Yet the shape of them... true angels wear humble, flowing gowns that conceal anything which might provoke the lust of mortals. This fake who calls herself an angel adorns herself with the garb of Gardener street whore, showing an abundance of flesh to deliberately entice men into sinful thoughts!
But I get ahead of myself. Second is the color of her hair.
Such a color cannot have been born of the Lord of Light. It is that impossible color, the color of magics most heretical, the color of a khemist's soul should they fail in the leucosis and create a falsehood of the self: <span class="mu-s">magenta</span>. The Aspects are born of the Thrones, who in turn are born of the Lord of Light himself. To claim that a so-called 'angel' would be aligned with a false color... a color that does not exist...
Such an assertion is a heresy of high order! Indeed, I would say there are only two heresies that are its greater. The myriad cults of pagan gods are the lesser of these two, for they simply misinterpret the thousand faces of the Lord of Light as separate gods when they are in truth one. A tolerable heresy. The other, that rotten cult who worships the LORD and the nameless as if they were equals... that verges upon apostasy!
The heresy of a "magenta" angel - an Aspect, no less - is thus but three steps from apostasy! Ridiculous. You cannot call this heretical creature an angel.
I have gone off on a tangent again. The third reason is self-evident: her smile. You need only look at it once to understand her rotten nature, for that smile makes mockery of all-</span>
<span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-i">BLAM!</span></span>
