>>5840947>>5841492>>5841763>>5841789You decide to enter the big "Happy Happy!" building out of curiosity, maybe it's the local version of a circus or something. After passing through the huge entrance doors, you find yourself inside an equally huge room covered in metal folding chair, all facing towards a wide stage all the way on the other side. A dozen people or so are sitting in the chairs, facing the stage with neutral expressions, not moving or saying a word, except for one, a timid young man wearing ragged clothes, he's shifting around on his seat with a nervous look on his face, guess he's new to whatever this is too?
You decide to sit on one of the empty seats on the back and your partner does the same, looks like you don't need to pay or anything like that, is it a charity event? As your eyes dart across the room, you see it, all the way on the back, a big "Donations! :)" sign, and below it a basket filled with all kinds of (what you assume are) food. A couple fruit-looking things here and there, some bags filled with grains, and, on top, what you think is a dead and defeathered bird-like creature covered in plastic wrapping, ready to be cooked. Man, after eating nothing but "flavored" dry nutrient sticks for weeks, some bird meat would be real nice...
You're so distracted by the food you don't even realise the "show" has begun. A spotlight is illuminating the center of the stage and the crowd is clapping their hands against their thighs in a rhythm.
>"Gooooooood evening everybody~!! ;p Gelbe~ Gelbe~"A woman pops out from behind the curtains on the left side, doing a little twirl and hitting the center of the stage with a cute pose. The crowd gets up and starts clapping in unison. The nervous man is even more nervous now.
>"Mwah~! Mwah~! Giallo! <3"The lady throws kisses at the crowd with theatrical gestures while saying some incomprehensible words. You really hope this is not gonna turn into a pop idol performance.
>"Wooow, so many people tonight!! And are those some new faces I see?! I'm soooo glad~!! >w<"Her smile is bordering on obnoxious now, you kinda wanna punch it off of her face.
>"Don't worry newbies, you should understand the gist reeeeally quickkly! And, if you have any questions, feel free to hop on the confession booth after the show~! I will answer as much as I can, as best as I can!! ;p"Oh no, confession booth? Is this a religious thing? Or just a weird pop idol gimmick?
