>>5858606Anis points the staff at you in a very theatrical manner, grinning ear to ear. Bright green lightning emerges from the skies all the way above the canyon, falling down hundreds of feet in a mere second, and landing right on top of Anis's head.
>"AAGHHAGAHAGHAHGHAHGHAAAAAAAAAA-"As Anis is zapped by the lightning in a cartoonish fashion, she accidentaly trips on a rock, sending her thumbling straight down the canyon, into the dark abyss below.
>"AAAH! The Queen!!!">"Run, quickly! We need to go help her if she gets hurt!!">"What about Zeith?! Her arm-">"Doesn't matter, Queen's more important, c'mon!!">"Dibs on the staff if she dies!"The crowd of elves dashes down the path in a rush, all the way towards the bottom of the canyon.
You run to the burning wagon and open up the blazing entrance, you're not worried about your partner, but those other girls may get- Oh, they're not here?
>"Hehehe~"Your partner pokes her head out of the other side of the wagon and sticks her tongue out. She circles the vehicle and comes to your and Kein's side, followed by all the poorly dressed women that were inside. No burn marks or bruises to be found.
>"How long were you standing back there exactly?">"Oh, the entire time! The moment I heard those guys yelling out there, I just grabbed all the pretty ladies and hid on the other side of the wagon. Sneaky~, right Storkie?">"Why didn't you help me beat them up?!">"Because the girls might have gotten hurt Storkie! Jeez... Plus, I knew you could handle it!">"Well, now we have one less carriage, so thanks! Where are we gonna put all those boobs- I mean people now?! No way they can all fit in the two other wagons!">"Mmm... What do you think, Mr. Kein?">"...that was a rental..."Kein stares at the now burning pile of wood and cloth with a sad look on his one-eyed face. He lights up a cigarette on the wagon's flames and moves it to his mouth.
>"A-Actually, skin tight ladies, I might have an idea..."One of the girls, short and skinny with light brown skin, raises her voice.
>"There's a bandit town hidden a layer or two down from here. I used to live there before Mr. Kein caught me in a bad day and, y'know..."She points at her skimpy clothes with an annoyed look on her face.
>"If we get over there, I can go back to my old home and grab my ol' trustworthy steal-mobile! You need to pedal to make it move, but it has a ton of space inside! Used it to steal cattle and crops all the time with my gang! Should be more than enough to take us to the other side of the canyon, yes sirie!"What will you do?
>Go to the bandit town>Continue down the canyon on foot>Go back up the canyon with just the men's carriage and go to another town close-by, maybe they'll have a wagon>Run down the canyon with your partner, leaving everyone else behind>Write in