>>5853935>>5853941>>5853943>"Alright, fine! I'm going with the guys then, maybe they aren't blind like you, one-eye!">"What did you call me...?">"Ohh~ don't pull the "what did you say??" bad boy act on me, one-eye! Why don't you go talk to your pretty ladies over there that you love so much while this gross hag moves away from your perfect little face, alright? Good. See ya."You jump angrily into the men's wagon and sit in an open spot all the way in the back, without explaining the situation to the boys at all. One of the men approaches you, looking confused.
>'Ey lady... youse cart's ovah on the-">"NO TOUCHING!"You instinctively slap him right across the cheek, sending him flying against the wagon's wall and knocking him unconscious. All the other guys decide to look away and pretend you're not there. Except for one.
>"H-Hey hey ma'am... Can we... calm down a bit...?"A buff dude with a nice looking beard and an extremely tight pair of shorts walks up to you, holding his arms out at you like you're a ravenous beast he needs to calm down. How rude!
>"I *AM* CALM! Grrrrr!!!">"R-Right right! So, since we're all so calm, why don't we sit down and talk a little bit...">"Grrrr..."You eventually comply, sitting down cross-legged on the floor.
>"He got you into his "I'll do you a favor if you work for me" thing, didn't he? Don't worry, he will actually let you leave after you pay him back, plus it's not THAT bad-">"HAH! So there WAS a catch! I knew it!! Hahahahah!!">"O-Oh, so you didn't know...?">"Ohh I knew alright, nothing in this planet has been easy so far, no way a free ride right to where we need to go would just pop up like this.">"Well, sometimes he DOES actually give out rides and gifts from the kindness of his heart, usually to girls he likes and stuff.">"...Oh. So, girls he likes are safe then, huh...?">"Yeah pretty much. Apparently he just takes care of this business because his bastard father owned it before him or something. Turns out he just wants to find a pretty girl to marry and settle down with a more... clean job in the capital eventually.">"Mmm... Nah, definitely a lie... Wait, why did you assume I was part of his scam deal then, instead of him just giving me a ride for free cus he likes me..?">"W-Well, uhh... You know, you're kind of-">"Not you too! I don't look THAT bad! Is it the smell? It's not like I have a shower installed in my ship, and sometimes work takes a couple of days to finish up. When am I supposed to clean up then, huh?!">"Uhh... I... Uh...">"Oh why am I even telling you this, you people barely just invented a bath! Probably use some voodoo "cleaning magic" or something to not smell the rat shit, guess what, we have that too, it's called perfume!">"R-R-Right..." 