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Hooooooly shieit dude you're fucking slammered.
You're gay ass friends just left you behind at the bar. Try not to throw up I guess, idk what else to tell you.
What are you gonna do?
>Ask for a shot of pure lithuanian fish-whiskey, if you were really drunk you would've woken up the next day.
>Hop on your jet-bike and set the GPS to jupiter. Nothin' tastes better than bacon when after a few beers.
>Transmute yourself into a large-breasted white girl because nobody minds when they get too drunk.
