>>6168967>>6169100>>6169106>remove 4chan 900 second verification??Inspired by Discord selfie photoverification what if for purposes of defending national security 4chan kept the 900 seconds of unbearably sexualised edging suspense / heightened arousal holding all gratification in abeyance, but also added a further requirement for a video upload of self-exsanguination and mortification of the flesh subject to an additional 666 second delay. Maybe you can use the sarcophagus needle bloodletting coffin machine from Blade (1998)
>>6167360 for secure biometric verification. To pass the equivalent of the new captcha you have to performatively upload a video segment that resembles the deciphered recording of what happened to the previous crew found on the spaceship of that Event Horizon film (you know the one, if you have seen it lol don't click, it is scary I warned you)
Event Horizon, What Happened To The Crew (do not watch this)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TVwqv3mZsyM Do you not realise vampire acquirors will only ever make things even worse, there is no salvation, I am sorry but this is just what the vampire sorcery does, it is unimaginably evil, yay
