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Your teeth tingle for a split second before the tunnel erupts in a blinding flash that sends you and your pals tumbling deeper into the pump room! Ears ringing and head spinning, you feel a wave of pain wash over your body as pieces of charred dough and chunks of rock fall around the blast’s epicenter!
<span class="mu-i">Damn it, Rodney,</span> you groan, barely hearing yourself over the high-pitched whining in your ears, <span class="mu-i">you crazy bastard…</span>
“<span class="mu-i">Ooouuughh…</span>”
The sudden groan behind you springs you out of your dazed state like a bucket of ice water! Rising to your feet and spinning to face the groaner, you deliver a bone-crushing smack to their face with the butt of your <span class="mu-s">SAWN-OFF SHOTGUN!</span>
Caked in charred, still-hissing pizza dough, your fellow Pizza Delivery Guy and (according to him) Archrival <span class="mu-s">RODNEY</span> is launched backwards by your attack into <span class="mu-s">PEPPER AND RAJ’S</span> wobbling forms! How the hell did <span class="mu-i">HE</span> get here!? What just happened?!
“<span class="mu-i">Oi…</span>” He groans as your two pals prop him up, “<span class="mu-i">Saw… saw those security goons comin’ in… so I followed ‘em down an’ whipped somethin’ up with my</span> <span class="mu-s">EMERGENCY DOUGH</span>...”
“Yea, we saw…” Mutters Pepper as she pushes Rodney away when he starts to lean a little <span class="mu-i">too</span> much against her, “But how’d you end up <span class="mu-i">here</span>?”
“<span class="mu-i">Was… was gonna grab one of their guns… got LAUNCHED..</span>”
“Uhh… <span class="mu-i">dudes?</span>”
Following Raj’s trembling finger, you feel any optimism you’ve gained disappear as you watch a few of Smythe’s Goons get to work untangling themselves from the rubble and dough! Carving through it with their <span class="mu-s">TACTICAL KNIVES,</span> the security officers begin tunneling through the rubble even <span class="mu-i">faster</span> when they realize their guns are still buried!
“C’mon, guys!” Shouts Pepper as she gestures towards the exit at the opposite end of the pump room, “We can get out this way!”
Tremors spread through the walls around you as you move to follow her. Scampering away, you stop dead in your tracks as you hear a now-familiar laugh from beneath the rubble!
“<span class="mu-i">That’s right, cunt… run away… Uncle Reggie’ll find ya…</span>”
Turning to face the voice’s owner, you find the abominable Aussie’s smiling face peeking out at you from the mountain of debris he and his men are trapped in!
… it would be <span class="mu-i">so</span> easy to kill them all right now…
“DIESEL!” Hollers Pepper as she, Raj, and even Rodney wait for you, “Chop, chop!”
What do?
>LEAVE! THIS PLACE IS COMIN’ DOWN!
>KILL SMYTHE! HE AIN’T FOLLOWING YA THIS TIME!
>ADD ANOTHER STICK OF DYNAMITE TO THE MESS!
>WRITE-IN!