>>5844167>>5844434>>5845055>>5845115>>5845252*knock knock*
>"Uh, heeey! Sorry to bother you this late at night, but could please-">"F-For the last time, we don't want to buy anything! Goodbye!">"Wait no! Please- *slam* Grrr..."You go walk the minuscule town knocking on people's doors, hoping they'll have a spare room they could lent you. As it turns out, they won't even let you ASK for the rooms, shutting the door on your face immediately once they see you.
>"What is WITH these people?? Does everyone on this planet have a stick up their ass or something??">"Umm... Maybe it's because you are walking around with all that food on your arms Storkie...">"Oh... Right."Makes sense, if you saw a weird looking stranger knocking on your door holding a bunch of stuff, you'd immediately assume they're there to sell you something that may or may not be a scam.
You approach the only house you haven't visited yet and knock, can't hurt to try I suppose. However, unlike in the other houses, you don't get accosted by some old woman with a nasally voice. You don't get accosted by anyone at all, in fact. You look through the window, it's filled with cobwebs and dust. An abandoned house perhaps?
>"Nnnnm... *inhale*"You position yourself in front of the door, squat down, concentrate your mind-
>"...HIYAA!!!"And kick the door down with all your strength. It flies through the empty house and ends up on the other side of the living room, shattered into pieces.
>"Storkie! We could have just gotten in through the window!">"Uh, yeah..."You're afraid the joy of beating things up in hand-to-hand combat is getting to your head...
