Stumbling backwards from the surprising ferocity of your attack, Smythe is flatfooted when you whip out your <span class="mu-s">FLAMETHROWER</span> and deliver another smack to his balding forehead with the canister backpack!
A dull thud rings across the mountaintop as he falls back even more, and by the time he recovers his balance you’re already rushing to meet him! Sliding underneath a frantic swipe, you loop the flamethrower’s hose around his ankle mid-slide and yank his leg out from under him causing the Aussie to fall face-first onto the helipad!
“HEY PIZZA GUY! ON THE HOUSE!”
Following one of the Nguyen’s voices through the storm, a manic grin forms on your face as you spot a bottle of <span class="mu-s">OLE DUSTY MOONSHINE</span>--the <span class="mu-s">100 PROOF</span> variety! Leaping into over another one of Smythe’s clumsy attacks, you snatch the bottle out of the air and spike it into his stupid face! Shattering on impact, glass and booze seeps into his growing wounds as you add insult to injury by landing on his face!
Blocking his punches with your flamethrower canister, you bring it down one more time on Smythe’s busted head before leaping away to put this shrimp on the barbie!
YOU’RE <span class="mu-i">FIRED</span>, JACKASS!
Smythe ignites faster than a hairspray and firework convention! A pitiful roar escapes his charring lips as you use up the last remaining juice in your <span class="mu-s">AGRICULTURAL FLAMETHROWER</span>, but you’ve still got plenty of fuel in your tank!
Powered by pure unadulterated rage forged and refined by generations of conflict, you swing the flamethrower tank over your head like a medieval flail as Smythe rises to his feet still wearing a coat of roaring flames! Rushing forward, you feint once to bait him into lashing out at your improvised weapon before bringing the whole rig plunging into his head!
A gong-like ringing rips across the helipad as the abominable Aussie crashes to the floor! Gritting his teeth and growling like a dingo, Smythe seems ready for more despite it all…
Clearly he’s never had a <span class="mu-i">TRUE</span> Italian meal before: you’re just getting started!
INVENTORY:
https://pastebin.com/RuZL1Xgh<span class="mu-s">PRIMI: WHAT’S NEXT?</span>
>RUSH HIM!>BLAST HIM!>TAUNT HIM, THEN COUNTERATTACK!>USE AN ITEM!>WRITE-IN! 