>>5828537>>5828545>>5828851>>5828936>"Alright, that's enough!"You confidently puff up your chest and take a step fowards. As soon as you do so, the girl one instantly shoots her arrow at your stomach... it bounces off, turns into smoke and dissipates into the air before it reaches the ground.
>"W-What the- Grrahh!!"The boy one charges forth next with a jump attack, presumably upset at the fact that his plan failed.
>"Gaaah- ...huh...?"You grip the tip of his sword with your hand and bend the blade to the side. It's worse than you thought, at least the girl had, what, a photon... arrow... thing... but this isn't even titanium coated or something, just a normal metal sword... You should probably have a talk with the local authorities if this is what constitutes a "weapon" on this planet.
>"Well y'know, after I take care of this.">"...huh..."The boy is still shocked at your... slightly above average feat of strength. You take this opportunity to punch him once in the jaw and... that knocks him out. Well, that was easy. The girl one tries to run away, but you quickly catch up to her and deliver sweet justice to her face as well.
>[Y'know bro, pretty sure you could like, get locked up for life for just punching two duderinos without even knowing what juri-stiction you're in.]>"Oh shut up, I'M pretty sure trying to kidnap someone is a bigger crime, self defense! *nod* Mhm!>[...I think the man bro is dead dog...]>"...Well it's not MY fault their muscles are made out of toothpaste and red food coloring!">[Kinda insensitive dude, maybe their species is just like that, you dunno...]>"Aghh, whatever, turn yourself off and don't speak unless I tell you to.">[Not happenin' dude.]>"Nghh... Huh?"You notice a shadow peeking from behind one of the tress, it has pointy ears just like those two, most likely from the same species. Once it notices you, it panics and runs away deeper into the forest.
>[Told ya dude, they're callin' the policia.]Well this is bad, maybe that was some really weird cultural ritual for meeting foreigners and you fucked up badly. Don't wanna get locked up... in a prison made out of twigs and palm tree leaves or whatever... Okay maybe you're not THAT worried about this...
What will you do now?
>Stay where you are and interrogate the girl one once (if?) she wakes up>Run in the direction of the shadow>Run in the opposite direction of the shadow 