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Rolled 24, 32, 92 = 148 (3d100)
Illegal Alien Zeta Reticulan Deathgrip rolls
DC 1 - 67
DC 2 - 62
DC 3 - 67
You're locked in a slalom against space, time and force, now going a furious 4 MPH in the tractor parade with Tiffany choking you out! Happy hillbilly carnival banjo music pounds throughout the event's speakers at an ungodly volume, led by a quintet of hicks on stage about a quarter mile down the road.
You're... Passing out... Can't... Keep eyes open... Fading..... A..........way.................
Is this how Barbera "Nameless" Doom-Barker dies?
You keep your foot perfectly even and maintain 4 MPH... Being strangled... Choking... Dying...
An unlucky traffic cop doesn't make it out of the way of your truck in time.
No one can hear the cop's bones crunch over the twang of the electric banjo.
But running over him loosens the vicegrip on your neck and allows you to gasp for air, jolting you awake!!
You bite and slap, and cry for help.
You're putting up a formidable fight!! Good job, white man!
Was it good enough to counter and hogtie this ornery alien?
