You’re not too keen on breaking your neck trying to climb to a window that won’t open… Pepper, you begin, take the lead and see if you can find any windows you can open!
“Gotcha, chief!” She replies with a salute and a smile! “Won’t even take a minute!”
Great, you nod, in the meantime you and Raj are gonna do some snooping in here! The skater’s face lights up a bit upon hearing his name!
“Way ahead of you, man! Check out what I found!” Before you can answer, your friend shoves a <span class="mu-s">PLUSH RED TOWEL</span> into your waiting arms! Erm, you frown, this wasn’t exactly <span class="mu-i">hidden</span>--
“Never know when you’re gonna need a towel, bro…” Raj warns in a surprisingly-grave tone! “Trust me on this one!”
You know better than to ask what he means by that. Stuffing the <span class="mu-s">TOWEL</span> into your <span class="mu-s">INVENTORY,</span> you turn just in time to see Pepper slithering through the window like an escaped python! Need, uh, need a push, you ask as she begins squeezing her lower half through!
“I’m good, thanks!” She chirps as she carefully deposits herself on the windowsill outside! “Not the first window I’ve escaped through!”
And you hope it won’t be the last either… as she scuttles across the mansion wall like a redheaded spider, you divert your attention away from her skirt and back to your neck of the woods: the <span class="mu-s">BATHROOM!</span>
Exchanging nods, you and Raj get to work ransacking the joint! You don’t find any more books, unfortunately, but you do find a couple of other items of note!
<span class="mu-s">A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER, LEMON-LIME-FLAVORED MOUTHWASH, A TOILET PLUNGER,</span> all of it goes into your voluminous pockets! You’re just about to mess with the toilet itself when your resident skater boi lets out an awestruck ‘<span class="mu-i">woooooaah</span>’!
Peeking over his shoulder, you let out a similar ‘<span class="mu-i">woah</span>’ when you see what he’s acquired!
“Check it out, man!” He laughs as he swings the thin, metal rod by its silicone grip, “I AM THE LAW!”
The doodad extends to about one and a half feet thanks to the telescoping segments in the middle! No doubt about it, you remark as Raj offers it to you, this must be one of those <span class="mu-s">TELESCOPING BATONS</span> security goons use!
Giving it a few practice swings, you regard the weapon with an impressed nod–it ain’t much, but it’s something!
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