>>5737135“Hold on a sec–we got a <span class="mu-i">saboteur</span> now!?” Sputters Rodney as he hops into a kung fu pose! “Just point ‘em out to me, red–I’ll drop ‘em like a hot plate!”
“We just noticed that the lab looks pretty good considering it had a <span class="mu-s">MONSTER OUTBREAK…</span>” Explains the journalist, crossing her arms as a puzzled look forms on her face. “Almost like someone let ‘em out.”
And from what you’ve heard, you add, Hauser doesn’t sound like the kind of guy to do that… especially with how hard he’s trying to keep a lid on everything.
“Huh…” Mutters Rodney as he actually looks like he’s thinking for once, “So you’re sayin’... someone else did it?”
Before you answer in an appropriately-snarky way, Raj leaps into the middle of everyone grinning like an idiot! “Sup, dudes!?”
Sup <span class="mu-i">himself</span>, you growl as you nearly trip over another <span class="mu-s">VALVE!</span> It’s dark in here–is he trying to get slugged!?
“Well maybe <span class="mu-i">this’ll</span> brighten up your day, bro!” He counters as he reaches into his pockets! Look, Raj, you sigh as you preemptively rub your temples, we already found a lifetime supply of va-<span class="mu-s">HOLY SHIT!</span>
You barely manage to dart out of the way as a three-pronged metal pole whizzes past your cheek! Tripping over another <span class="mu-s">VALVE</span>, you shoot the skater an incredulous look! What the he-
Before you can ask your question, you get an answer in the form of a <span class="mu-s">METAL POLE</span> just barely shorter than you… its top half <span class="mu-i">crackling</span> with <span class="mu-s">ELECTRICITY!</span>
“Wh-where’d you find this, Raj!?” Asks Pepper as her blue eyes light up from the sparks!
“Found it behind the machines!” Raj replies as he gives the weapon a twirl! “Probably used it to make sure the critters played nice, huh?”
Yea, you stammer as you eye the weapon like a dog staring at a fresh steak, thanks for finding it for me, man!
Before you can take it off his hands, however, you’re bodychecked by Pepper!
>CONTD.