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>>[[[The Cahill Report: Poker Edition]]]<<
For some reason, the two people without anything better to do have decided to create their own impromptu show to report the events surrounding the Bradford Memorial Poker Tournament like it’s a sports broadcast.
“Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be one of your announcers for the evening. I go by ‘Uwikar ‘The Hurricane’ Cahill’, and standing by my side, a very miserable individual.” Uwikar hosts his own talking show.
“Miserable, indeed. It’s a beautiful night to play poker or die.” Rooke’s Hostage will work alongside the law school dean to bring you the news! “And I don’t want the latter!”
“Do you want me to untie you…?” Uwikar mutters if his co-host needs help.
“I don’t want to risk it, sir.” The Hostage whispers. “We’re starting with Group A! What can you tell the audience about it, Mr. Cahill? I’m dying to know! Not literally!”
“A pretty even group with the host ‘Craig Harris’ taking a decent lead. Never underestimate a home field advantage!” Uwikar explains.
“One would believe that the most disliked man in the building ‘Gerard Luther’ wouldn’t be in a comfortable position. But look at him at 2nd!” The Hostage notices the judge is doing well enough.
“The entire group is dogpiling on him, yet he’s still above the mean. He would’ve been on top under other circumstances. But he has to keep trying if he likes smack talking!” Uwikar analyzes.
“Right! How are things with Group B? The so-called group of death? What a terrible word to use to describe them! I hope nobody uses it to describe me! Haha!” Hostage is taking over the main host role.
“Good one! What was rumored to be the toughest has been pretty much decided! Johnny Ando holds the biggest substantial lead in the entire competition. He played it risky, and it paid off.” Uwikar explains.
“I heard Jeff Jefferson almost outsmarted him. What happened?” The Hostage asks.
“In poker, luck is as important as a sound strategy! With the lowest odds, that fifth card threw a wrench into his plans, and led Ando as a sole leader! Then he relentlessly focused on him to leave Double J with little room to breathe. Some say Ando will be everyone’s target to gun down next round.”
“Uff, suffering from success. I suffer enough in my position! How are things going in Group C?” Host-age wants to know more!
“In this group anything can happen! Conti is leading but the advantage is minimal! I say anything, but clearly the Knight won’t get his Excalibur! There’s no way for him to overturn the odds! It’s as likely as Ando losing his lead!” Uwikar chuckles.
“My condolences, Sir Victorious. I hope you don’t have to utter those words about me soon! Now to the final Group, Group D! A two-horse race, it seems!” The Poker Night’s Host-age moves the discussion on.
