>>5967833>>5968012>>5968017>>5968141>>5968226>>5968446<span class="mu-g">Ezreal Mious Van Houtzmann is busy dealing with a ‘demogoblin’ situation in his own thread, so his girlfriend (and HER girlfriend, who is also HIS girlfriend… it’s complicated) will answer for him: Izirina Henzler, and Costela Fanucci!</span>
>PostureI: “Can elves even develop bad posture? I wonder… The way Tips moves, sits, stands… It’s inherently graceful.”
C: “He, like, totally hunches.”
I: “He does? I’ve never noticed…”
C: “You both do! Mostly when you’re, like, reading or really focused, though. But you’re right—when he straightens up and really puffs out his chest he’s, like, TOTALLY cool!”
I: “…I hunch?”
C: “Oh! But, like, in a cute way, Iz. It’s cure when you two do it, especially, like, at the same time!”
I: “…Hmm.”
>toddler fightI: “…”
C: “…”
I: “Pfft!”
C: “Hehe… Haaahaha! *snort*”
I: “Can you imagine it?”
C: “Ez wouldn’t even hurt a FLY! Lie, maybe LITERALLY!”
I: “The last ‘toddler’ we encountered was a thousand-pound dragon-monster, though…”
C: “Ez would have, like, TOTALLY won!”
I: “Maybe… But he chose to free and save it, instead, even knowing how dangerous it was.”
C: “Of course! That’s whyw e… You know, love him and stuff, right?”
I: “…Yeah, that’s our Ezreal alright.”
>dogI: “Never.”
C: “He’d probably, like, fight the TODDLER first.”
I: “Tips loves animals.”
C: “Do you think we could get a puppy sometime, Iz?”
I: “What, Oncyth isn’t already serving that purpose?”
C: “One I can pet without it being WEIRD, I mean. A dog that turns into a guy isn’t that same! It’s, like… Lewd.”
I: “If it makes you feel better, I don’t think Oncyth really ‘appreciates the attention’ in that manner, Costella. Not from WOMEN, anyway…”
>homeless crackheadI: “What is ‘crack’?”
C: “Says here it’s kind of like that shirin stuff, but, like, all chemically and gross!”
I: “ALL psychoactive substances and stimulants are chemicals, Costella.”
C: “I mean the BAD kind!”
I: “Tips is as likely to join in as to fight him… But unless the itinerant knows some form of magic, he stands no chance.”
C: “Depends how loopy Tips gets, I guess…”
>police manI: “A guard, or a Paladin?”
C: “Looks like a regular guard from what it says here, Iz.”
I: “Tips would win.”
>SWAT officerC: “Now THIS looks more like a Paladin, or maybe some other kind of elite-type guard-guy. Look at all that equipment!”
I: “Even so, Tips has his <Improevd Aethereal Form> and that new <Wildshape> of his.”
C: “Wait, is magic even allowed?”
I: “…Why would magic ever not be allowed??”
