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You’d be <span class="mu-i">delighted</span> to, you chirp as you gently push Pepper’s head out of the way of your shot! Sticking your tongue out in <span class="mu-s">TOTAL CONCENTRATION</span>, you pick up a <span class="mu-s">ROCK</span> from the bottom of the cart and toss it in the air to test the wei-
Whoops, it fell out. Man, you’re going <span class="mu-i">FAST</span>, huh?!
“Try again, slick…” Mutters the redhead, clearly annoyed by your not-so-polite means of getting her out of your way. Taking up a new rock in your hand, you let out a deep breath before chucking the rock at the <span class="mu-s">SWITCH!</span>
Sailing through the darkness with a slight spin to it, the <span class="mu-s">ROCK</span> hits the <span class="mu-s">SWITCH</span> with a resounding ‘<span class="mu-i">CLANG</span>’ before ricocheting back towards the cart! Hit the <span class="mu-i">DEEEECK!</span>
You and Pepper duck in time, but Raj isn’t so luck-wait… nope, he <span class="mu-i">is</span> so lucky! Watching the <span class="mu-s">ROCK</span> spin past him with a goofy smile on his face, his enthusiasm only wanes a bit when the rock smacks straight into Rodney’s nose!
“<span class="mu-i">DAAAAUUGH! MY NOOOSE!</span>” He screams as he clutches the impact point, “Diesel, you <span class="mu-s">RAT!</span> I know ya’ did that on purpose!”
Hahaha, ‘<span class="mu-i">whoops</span>’! Watching the track shift ahead of you, your stomach preemptively braces itself as you realize just how steep the drop is you’re about to head down… seriously, though–did these assholes that built this place stop to think before ma<span class="mu-s">AAAAAUUUUUGH!</span>
Clinging to the cart for dear life, you and the rest of your entourage wage war against <span class="mu-s">GRAVITY</span> as you hurtle down a rickety-looking track through complete and utter darkness! It’s hard to tell while you’re screaming your head off, but Raj and Pepper really seem to be enjoying it!
“SOMEBODY GRAB MEEEEE!”
Rodney, on the other hand, doesn’t sound too enthusiastic. While you watch him barely cling to the side of the cart with vague disinterest, your skater buddy is able to pull your ‘<span class="mu-i">Rival</span>’ back into the cart just before the track evens out. Hooray.
Skidding around a corner of track sends sparks into the air–their fleeting light illuminating rough-hewn cavern walls around you covered in more holes than a sponge…
“Y’think these were for <span class="mu-s">DYNAMITE</span> or somethin’?” Guesses Raj as he points his <span class="mu-s">HEADLAMP</span> into the recesses!
Nope, you groan, but you have a feeling you know what made ‘em-
As if on cue, a long, hairy <span class="mu-s">STINGER</span> jabs out from one of the holes at your neck! Though you manage to lean out of the way in time, Raj barely ducks a similar attack from another hole you pass!
“What the <span class="mu-i">HELL</span> is <span class="mu-i">THAT?!</span>” Screams Rodney as he chucks a rock at one of the <span class="mu-s">NOTBUGS</span> in abject panic!
Your <span class="mu-i">MOM</span>, you reply with a smirk! Got’em!
>CONTD.
