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You decide the first thing that needs to change around here... is to put an end to the "Tax Collectors".
The thugs and stiffs that take money from people every month from their UBI payments are parasites- draining away money from people who have no other options- and keeping it for themselves. It's something that happened to you before, and everyone else on this level- and you're not going to put up with it anymore.
On the first of next month, when everyone's wallet is feeling light, you go on a patrol to the normal haunts- and see Nathan again, talking to two big dudes.
"Hey guys- how long have we been doing "business" with each other? About five years, right?"
<span class="mu-g">"...Yeah, sounds about right."</span>
"Well, pretty soon it's my wife's anniversary. Instead of the normal hundred, how about this time, can we just do fifty?"
<span class="mu-g">"What? No way, little man."</span>
"Aww, come on. I've been reliable, haven't I? I've never tried to avoid you or rip you off. It's been five years of me giving you my money, for free, going out of my way to be punctual. I want her to have a nice meal this time- not just Calopuffs. After five years, can we just reduce it just this one time?"
<span class="mu-g">"-No. And now that you ask, it's TWO hundred every month from now on!"</span>
"Come on, that's not fair. Back me up here Ricky, you can't-"
<span class="mu-g">"Shut the FUCK up you shrimp! You want me to crack your skull open!? Dumbfuck! Give me my money!"</span>
"Aww... Come on man... please be reasonable- not the face."
<span class="mu-r">"HEY!"</span>