>>5972581>Diesel Crash (Slice Quest)>Kiro Skyeskal (Voidship Bridge Simulator)>James Calaca (Gaol Quest)>Richard (Drowned Quest Redux)And now a few words from the Irish-Italian Stallian!
>>5967843>Posture"Absolutely. Made the mistake of slouching once after a long night in the kitchen and Uncle Emilio smacked my back with a ladle until I shaped up. Told me a chef shouldn't look like a gargoyle or something, but the message still stuck."
>Toddler"I mean... yea, but... but why? Guess it'd depend on the toddler, but it'd have to be really evil, y'know? I'd cream that thing."
>Dog"No way, man. Man's Best Friend. If it was attacking Pep or Raj or something I'd definitely scare it off though."
>Homeless"Shit, dude, who wrote these anyways? I'd rather help him to a warm meal if I could, but if he attacked someone I knew, well... watch the fuck out."
>Police"... I know one cop on the force I wouldn't mind smacking, that's for damn sure."
>SWAT"I took down some corpo security jerkoffs--I figure if these guys didn't get the drop on me I'd do okay... then again, a gun's a gun."
>Soldier"Hard to gauge how well-trained Hauser's goons were, but I figure if it's one-on-one I've got a chance."
>Terminator"Dealt with a few assholes like that on the island. Gimme a bit of scrap and a minute to prep or at least a good weapon and I figure I can take 'em down for ya."
>Mecha Hitler"I don't care who it is, I'm not gonna pull my punches if their name starts with 'Mecha'. Mad science bullshit..."
>DYEL"Yep! Can plank like a champ too, just ask my Martial Arts master. Be nice, though--she tends to put out her cigs on people's necks."
>Run"Shit, I probably ran 50 on Hauser Isle and I'm still alive. Can't say the same for Pep though--love her, but the girl could use some more cardio."
>Garbage Truck"I ain't gonna be happy about it, but sure."
>Corn Silo"Yea, nah. I had a mallet the size of a corn silo swung at me before--glad it missed."
>Shot in face*Blinks in confusion* "... with a BB Gun, sure. Seriously, who wrote this?"
>Spaaaaace"Hah! Not for very long!"
>SS13"That's the game with the cool cooking mechanics, right? I know my way around a plate of spaghetti and monkey meatballs... but don't even THINK of emagging into my kitchen..."
>Hell in a Cell"I LIVE for that shit! Crap, I bet I could survive three tables! I gotta call Raj and try it out..."
>Supernatural Deeds"I wouldn't call it supernatural, but I did go toe to toe with a megacorp and a gaggle of mutant freaks and lived, so... abracadabra."
>OP's Faggotry"Can't promise anything, but sometimes the best medicine is a good meal. I'll hook you up."
>Post image"Sure! Some guy calling himself BANE asked to sketch me once... kinda weird, but a customer's a customer..."
>Questions"Yea, I got a lot of 'em for whatever sicko put this thing together... what does this have to do with a tournament anyways? Where am I?"
