Quoted By:
A chunk of ceiling dislodges from above and comes crashing down uncomfortably close to you and your pals as the security team continues to break free of their doughy prison! There’s a slim chance of anyone escaping, sure, but that’s a chance you don’t feel like taking!
The hunger from before slowly wells up inside of your chest. They <span class="mu-i">have</span> to die. <span class="mu-i">You</span> have to make sure of it!
You gesture for Pepper to wait a sec as you reach into the pockets of your <span class="mu-s">TRENDY TRACKSUIT</span> and fish out a stick of that <span class="mu-s">DYNAMITE</span> you snagged earlier! Taking out your <span class="mu-s">GOLD LIGHTER</span> with your other hand, you flick it open and light the fuse in one fluid motion!
“You god<span class="mu-i">damn</span> lunatic…” Mutters the Security Chief as he realizes what you’re planning, “You’ll kill <span class="mu-i">EVERYONE</span>, you big bloody <span class="mu-i">IDIOT!</span>”
Special Delivery, you respond flatly as the security goons nearly finish unearthing their guns from the debris and Smythe squirms as well, careful, it’s <span class="mu-i">HOT!</span>
As you move to sling the dynamite into the fray, The Security Chief’s hand bursts from the pile of rocks and dough and flings a handful of dirt into your face! What a <span class="mu-i">DICK!</span>
>ROLL ME 1d100-3 (+5 COMBAT BONUS, +2 EASY TARGETS,-2 BACKUP SQUAD, -3 POCKET SAND, -5 SMYTHE COMBAT TRAINING) TO DELIVER! BEST OF 3 ROLLS!
