>>5870370I can make ridiculous analogies that make my position look good too.
>"hey im going for a ride, don't know where its taking me but feel like getting some air"Wow cool, yeah let me in on that ride
>"sure, I enjoy the company" Can we stop for ice cream???
>"sure"Can I fuck the ice cream????
>"sure"wow, youre a great friend. Can we go get some hot dogs???
>"sure."COOL, CAN I FUCK THE HOTDOG?
>"Well, actually I think im done driving for tonight lets end it here. We can get some hot dogs to fuck next time"WTF DUDE, OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN YOU ALWAYS DO THIS BRO. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU JUST FINISHED DRIVING??? YOU SAY WE ARE GOING FOR A DRIVE THEN YOU QUIT BEFORE FINDING A CLIFF TO DRIVE OFF AND KILL BOTH OF US FOR A SATISFACTORY ENDING. THIS ICE CREAM WAS SHIT BY THE WAY.
>"How many times have you wanted to go on a drive then just bailed and jumped out the car door? Not just drives with me, but with other drivers? 1000? You say you want to go for pizza or something but then when we get there you just leave and im stuck with a pizza no one in the car actually wanted"ITS NOT THE SAAAAMMMMMMEEEE bro, its all on you the responsibility is 100% on you. the CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT BABY MY MONEY MY CHOICE
>"but you don't pay me to do this..."This is why
Next day I wake up and find my car got keyed and my break liens are cut.