>>5886911Lets not even learn his real name and just refer to him as Short Round or uses slightly offensive, old timey terms for Asians.
Bonus points if the kid has a bad accent.
"Chop-Chop, Chop Suey! Adventure is afoot!"
"My, oh my, my moon-faced man, what a predicament we are in!"
"You may not be a Hufflepuff, Short Round, but with spell casting like that, I'd say you are the real Yellow Peril!"
"Excellent work my flat faced friend, we'll show those dark wizards a thing or two now!"
"With protegos like that, we might as well just call those chaps Mongolians and you the Great Wall."
"Thanks for the aid, my Asiatic Assistant. Turns out Peking duck and opium aren't the only good things to come from the mysterious East!"
