>>5745534>>[[[The Cahill Report: Poker Edition]]]<<“It’s time for another update, ladies and gentlemen. I’m still tied up, and this is Uwikar ‘The Hurricane’ Cahill! I thought I’d never see you again, sir.” The Host-age introduces the segment back!
“Yeah! This excitement isn’t for the faint of heart! But I’m here still!” Uwikar cackles as he thought his co-host was doing a fat joke.
“Any life-threatening developments in Group A?” The man of the ropes wonders.
“We got our first elimination from this group as Denton says goodbye to the competition. Luther took him out, and now he’s leading the pack. The villain is taking over and has a sizable lead.” The lawyer acts like he’s reading an autopsy report.
“Things were looking pretty dire in Group B, how are they faring? Much better? Is having hope possible in this place?” The co-host wonders from the bottom of his heart.
“Quite the contrary! Johnny Ando has managed to wipe out the entire group, becoming the tournament favorite! Not even with everyone teaming up could they make a dent in his lead! I wonder how he will react with a target on his back?” Uwikar talks about the massacre.
“I assure you nobody likes having that! Haha!” The Host-age wants to cry. “Speaking of odds of dying, Group C had a man on the verge of passing to another realm if he wasn’t careful! How is the group faring now?”
“Still pretty even, but with Victorious Calamity managing to escape the claws of defeat and overturning a huge deficit, at the expense of Conti, who had a major fall! Bad plays accumulate, and the Math Teacher couldn’t figure out the equation! Now the two knights are guarding the top of the standings!” Uwikar reports. “Everyone is still alive in this group!”
“That’s beautiful to hear *sniffs*…” The Host-age gets emotional. “Let’s move on to the final group.”
“Group D is still being led by Sewel! No chokes yet! But you never know! And we’re sad to announce that Helmaer has hit rock bottom and is out of the competition! He was probably the worst performing player in the entire tournament, somehow managing to lose before Group B did.” Uwikar doesn’t pull any punches. “It’s time to return to the field once again!”
You won earlier than anybody expected. You’re watching over Dr. Calamity’s table (Group D) to silently cheer him on. This will boost him, but will he manage to win with this support? You feel like the following Uwikar report will be the last…
>>What do you do?>Look at the time, it’s time for Sewel to throw his lead away as he always does.>You noticed Mr. Conti is about to cheat, stop him!>Touch your trusty little pocket again near Gerard for no reason…>Tell Dr. Calamity that you believe in him! Use the power of corniness to help!>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we finish the thread tomorrow!)
