Pepper, you bark as more silhouettes emerge from the fog, <span class="mu-s">LIGHT ‘EM UP!</span>
“ON IT!” She chirps before swinging the <span class="mu-s">TURRET</span> towards the closest monster! The forest fills with the sound of teeth-shaking thumping as the machine gun tears through the mist, but just when you and Raj are about to join the fray, disaster strikes!
A massive <span class="mu-i">CRUNCH</span> reverberates through the woods ahead as the machine gun tears through a mighty tree’s thick trunk! Splintering from the lack of support, the tree crashes down through the fog and directly into your path!
“HANG ON TA’ SOMETHING!” Roars Chuck as he swerves to avoid it! You succeed on that front, but the sudden shift nearly knocks your weapons out of your hands! Though the APC makes it around the trunk, three of its six wheels roll over it… and in a flagrant violation of the laws of physics, your ride is nearly tipped over!
Skidding through the mud on three wheels, Chuck struggles to right the vehicle as Pepper slips back inside with a sheepish look on her face! She’s in <span class="mu-i">BIG</span> trouble if we survive this, you snarl!
“Erm… <span class="mu-i">Ch-Cheese</span> Forgive me?”
“Hahaha, <span class="mu-i">CHEDDAR</span> luck next time!” Snickers Raj as he nudges you in the ribs! “Get it?”
<span class="mu-s">WE’RE BEING ATTACKED, YOU RETARDS!</span>
“... <span class="mu-i">Brie</span>ing attacked…”
Shut up, Pepper.
As the <span class="mu-s">NOTWOLVES</span> tackle the side of the APC attempting to knock it over, you hear another curse from the driver’s seat! What’s going on up there, Chuck!?
“Can’t… can’t get a damn grip on this mud…” He snarls! “An-wait… what the hell is <span class="mu-i">THAT?!</span>”
Climbing to get a view through the front, you spot what the Groundskeeper spots almost immediately–after all, you’re skidding right for it! Chuck, you sputter, is that some kind of-
Your question is cut off and simultaneously answered when Raj clambers over you to see for himself!
“<span class="mu-s">FRUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIITTT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRT!</span>”
>ROLL ME 1d100+4 (+4 GOOD DRIVER, +5 FOUND LIBBY, -3 UNEVEN PASSENGERS, -2 FUCKIN’ MUDDY) TO REJECT THE LEMONS LIFE’S ABOUT TO GIVE YOU! BEST OF 3 ROLLS!>>5753283She'd just abuse it and keep making dumb 'can you give me a hand' or 'careful, I'm <span class="mu-i">armed</span>' jokes. Still, might have to draw this one...