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Oh no you <span class="mu-i">DON’T</span>, you roar as you draw your <span class="mu-s">AGRICULTURAL FLAMETHROWER,</span> no one’s hurting your bro on YOUR watch!
“That’s right! Watch <span class="mu-i">THIS!</span>”
As Rodney rushes ahead of you with his <span class="mu-s">PICKAX</span> ready to clobber, you consider for a small, innocent moment that were you to let loose with your flamethrower now, well…
It’d really be <span class="mu-i">his</span> fault for jumping in front of you, right?
Before you can kill two birds with one stone, however, your rival thwarts himself by tripping on another <span class="mu-s">VALVE</span> obscured by the growing layer of steam on the ground! Tumbling face-first with a pathetic ‘<span class="mu-i">nyeeeeh…</span>’ escaping from his lips, Rodney manages to clear the way just as you order Raj to climb faster!
“Workin on i-”
The slasher, well, <span class="mu-i">slashes</span> at your friend as he continues to climb, and though he does a good job of dodging, Raj is only saved when you throw some flames onto the giant’s massive back!
A rank, fishlike scent fills the already-muggy air as the flames spread across your attacker, and once it realizes they aren’t going to extinguish themselves, the slasher turns around and shields its face from your fiery onslaught!
To <span class="mu-i">Tall, Dark, and Scary’s</span> credit, he tanks the flames like a pro as he slowly stomps over to you like a man trudging through a blizzard! As his coveralls crackle and pop from the heat, you nearly take your hand off the trigger when you see scores of tiny hair-like worms emerging from the boils forming in the flames!
Falling to the floor in steaming puddles of puss, they nearly distract you from the giant staggering towards you with his machete ready to stab! Just when he gets too close for comfort, though, Pepper slides in front of you with her <span class="mu-s">SAWN-OFF SHOTGUN</span> at the ready!
“Stomp on <span class="mu-i">THIS!</span>”
Both barrels sound off like dueling thunder strikes as the burning behemoth takes them both in the chest! As the front of his jumpsuit explodes with steaming black gore, the slasher stumbles backwards just as Raj finishes scaling one of the machines!
“Awesome work, bros!” He cheers as he raises his ax and prepares to leap, “Now let <span class="mu-i">me</span> handle the rest!”
Still staggered from the shotgun blast, the monster is in the perfect position for the skater to leap onto… and that <span class="mu-s">PIT</span> is close too! If Raj can knock him that way, well…
You feel something inside of you churn.
<span class="mu-i">No… it’s so weak now… You can handle this!</span>
What do!?
>LET RAJ HANDLE IT!
>H AN D LE IT ! ! !
