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>>6070720They, they, they, they, they, they can't be allowed, to, um, well, we're going to win. My advisors, my staff, they, well, they tell me we're doing great. We're winning this war. We're going to win. I'm not stepping down. The British are, well, they're, you know, they've taken my home state of Delaware. We're not going to let them keep it folks. We're not. I heard Trump called my son a sucker and a loser HE'S NOT A SUCKER AND A LOSER, THE BRITISH ARE SUCKERS AND LOSERS.
Well, anyway.
We gotta fight back. Fight them. We, you know, we need to, well, I know we're winning. We're going to win this. I'm only going to stop if they tell me I can't win, and nobody's saying that. None of the polls say we're losing. We can do this Jack. We, um, well, anyway. I forgot how much territory we took from them. But we, we took a lot. We just gotta do it again.
So, uh, um, we gotta, we gotta attack the Scottish. Kick them out of New England. Take back Delaware. And, um, attack the Old Gods. Pagan alley cats. And, um, yeah.
