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“Hey wait, do you know where the goblin wearing the breastplate is? That old thing is mine! Gonna need it for my trip back.” they’re of no use to you so you oblige.
“Hm, follow me, that thing would be too cumbersome to wear anyways.” you both walk towards the corpses, him seemingly trying to be as loud as possible stomping around like an idiot. You get there and point at the breastplate one.
“BLURGH.” sounds like he swallowed something. “Gaah… y-you you did this huh? How… utterly terrifying.” It takes him a while because of his little jumps he’s doing while disrobing the corpse but he gets the armor and puts it on.
“Aahh- feels good to be inside this! Again, thank you miss Vine but I shall n-”
<span class="mu-s">HOOOOOOOOooouumimimimi… phoOOOobibibibi…</span>
That… sounds like somebody trying very badly to snore? And obnoxiously loud too. Pretty much asking for your attention you peer towards where the sound is coming from, cautiously unholstering your buckler as you spot some type of antennaed blue skinned humanoid. It’s wearing a loinclothed robe and laying in an awkward suggestive pose, giving its back to you.
“Whoaaa” says Rodney seemingly bewitched by the figure.