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— Warin (and Sira) answers the Questionnaire! —
( For brevity’s sake, illustrations are provided for things she is not familiar with )
>>Can she…
>maintain a proper posture throughout the day?
Yes.
“During the night, too.”
Mhm~
>beat a toddler?
Could I beat toddlers? Ha! Pft. I used to have them for breakfast! Y’know, back in the day, Sira used to feed me—
“Warin. Please. She was just fooling about. She has a certain blueness to her humor.”
“And, for the record - it would be considered supper.”
>beat a dog?
I suppose I could, but I don’t wish to. Not unless it attacks me first.
“If you do intend on killing a dog, poison in their food would be more effective, anyway.”
>beat a homeless guy on crack?
Yes, but I’d rather not hang about him as to be attacked to begin with.
>beat a policeman?
Yes, but I’d rather not. Injuring or killing a peace officer would bring attention - the wrong kind - to me. I don’t intend to see myself arrested anytime soon.
>beat the Terminator?
Mhm. I may be able to destroy it if I am near water - with enough pressure it could cut open that lobster.
“I suppose he - is - sort of a cuirassier.”
>beat mecha hitler?
I’d rather break away from his line of sight - getting shot by those cannons would be a pain. I’d firstly send spirits to foul his mind then cut open his head with a strong wind.
>do moderate weight lifting?
Hah, no. I’m afraid I am too old for such a thing. Y’know, I-
“I have seen her in action - she has dragged me, and a few of my colleagues to safety away from water, and this was a few minutes after being stomped in the gut repeatedly by a buffalo.”
“She could do it.”
… thanks.
>run for a mile without stopping?
Maybe. Well, you would think such a thing would be easy since I have no need of breathing, but it would feel rather exhausting, actually!
“I’m sure she could pull it off - with some compensation.”
Ah, Of course!
>survive being hit with a loaded garbage truck?
Most painfully, but yes.
>survive being hit with an entire corn silo?
It would be exceptionally painful, and tedious to escape from, but yes.
>survive being shot in the face?
Yes - but the person behind that barrel most certainly won’t.
“She’s just fooling about, of course.”
>survive a round of SS13?
This looks… complex. I am not familiar with the device which this game is played on, either. No.
“I doubt I could, either.”
>survive getting thrown off Hell In A Cell and plummeting 16 ft through an announcer’s table?
As if my back needs any more injuries. But yes. I could survive it.
>perform any supernatural deeds?
Yes. A Player Of The Art knows of many things. I prefer to communicate and command spirits, for the most part.
“Her resin is a wondrous thing. Without it, my hand would have remained severed. And Nara would not have an eye.”
