Fuck it, I'm donning my trip because I've got another nominee for ya...
DIESEL CRASH!
>1. QUEST: Slice Questhttps://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Slice%20Quest>2. (INFO):The somewhat aloof delivery boy for his uncle’s pizza joint ‘Pizza Mind’, Diesel is no stranger to pushy customers and light tips… but when a bulk delivery to a graduation party on a private island turns deadly, this Italian Stallion is quick to abandon his delivery bag and put on his hero cap! Forged by Irish-Italian genes, years of tough-as-nails kitchen work, and an unorthodox, yet effective martial arts training regimen, Diesel thwarts evil and breaks hearts as one would prepare a microwave pizza…
>3. (LIKES):1) Italian Cuisine (Eating AND preparing it, of course!)
2) Pro Wrestling (He’s got mountains of VHS tapes at home–he’ll die before he throws out that VCR!)
3) Not getting dragged into corporate conspiracies when he’s just trying to deliver some pizza, jeez.
>4. (FUN FACT):Diesel owns and maintains a motorcycle, actually! Sometimes he’ll race with it, but more often than not he prefers long, quiet drives along the coast.
>5. (FEARS/WEAKNESSES):He’s got a bit of a strained relationship with his father and has a weakness for pushy girls… but more importantly he utterly DETESTS
pineapple! Even catching a whiff of the stuff will make him queasy!
>6. (KING MATERIAL?):Diesel doesn’t have any powers, really. Quite the opposite, in fact. When given the chance to gain some, he chose the harder route and came out the other end smiling! He’s a tough guy in more ways than one, and though the path may get rocky, he’s never deterred from his destination, especially if those he cares about are waiting at the finish line! He may not be a Casanova nor may he be in mint condition, but one thing’s for certain: Diesel’s a guy you want to have in your corner… and a guy you want to put a crown on!
