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There are about four offices within nearby walking distance of where you live. The process also only takes a few minutes- though there is often a line- it isn't picking it up that takes time. It's avoiding the <span class="mu-i">tax collectors</span>. That can be an all day affair.
They are thugs who stand outside the UBI offices waiting for people to collect so they can fleece them of some money. Unlike more violent criminals however, these ones just take a little bit from everyone- and they get away with it- under the pretense of them charging for "protection" from the more dangerous ones. After all, losing just a bit of your money is better then some punk just beating you up and taking all of it. So most people just tolerate them, or pay them off a bit every month. So the game is to find a way to get in and out without paying. You could wait for them to take a piss but- this time there are two and they're on rotation. Damn. Well in that case, you'll have to be a bit clever...
>Wait for someone else to pay them and then go pick up your check
>Pick up your check and hide it in your box
>Stride in and just refuse to pay them anything
>Leave it