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>Stalk the Sissy
>GenRoll Bo3 95
With Seafood busy using his magic on the Whitey Big 'At dedder, you have a whole lump of sleepytime to snooze until the beginning of sun-drop (3pm).
You get in the little lean-to kennel you made at the backwall of Seafood's hovel, pop in a few nice roachies for a nappy snakk, cram your schnozz with moss to muffle the snoring, and go to sleep on a mess of rags and sawdust. It's a besto gobby nest you made, and no mistake1!
You wake up fresh and fiesty and get to scrounging breakfast, collect from your drop traps, some hakenuts from the forest floor under a couple biggie trees you found yesterday.
You stow the hakenuts in the Pouch to keep, get out a small bunch of gram flour, mix it with some water and smashed buggs, and some fishy and lizzy eggz, then moosh it flat and bury it in hot coals for a scorch cake.
You practice your Form a little just to keep sharp, nothing near enough to improve, while you wait for the cake.
When it's done you break it in half. One half you num immediately, while breaking the other half in 9 bitties, for the Ceremony.
You dab a little of the scented lamp oil you filched onto the glob of rancid animal fat mooshed around a thinny rag that you have for a candle, so that it catches easier, and you start on the Nuptual Greeting and wait. You have to do it early a little, because Gui Li, dat bich, takes so damn long to get ready. Yeah yeah, you always braaap into the Home when you have the gas for it, and you keep ragging her right in her <span class="mu-g">spOooOOky</span> face any time she shows up, but why's she wasting YOUR time? Just show up quick, eat the Oaf Dishies and fugg off, less misery for everybody, right? But <span class="mu-i">nooo</span>, Toady has to wait two Times (1hr20min) to eat foods <span class="mu-i">he</span> caught, or stole, or at any rate made, because <span class="mu-i"><span class="mu-g">someone</span></span> feelen summat <span class="mu-r">pizzy</span>. Pshh. <span class="mu-i">Women</span>.
Anyway. The long wait Infront of the Marital Home for Gui Li to show gives you time to think. While you wait you get twigging: the Church Sissy's the one overseeing the buildings and the digs; he's been sorting and collecting all the BIG lewts the workchumps get out of the Pit; and he's looks like a right reg'lar Holy Moly bothering his gods every moon-up. He's IMPORTANT and predictable. You might not be able to nick shit while you're tailing him, but like as not you'll learn where the <span class="mu-b">good</span> shit at.
Dat settles it. You're stalking him like a Paedophilus Ursus stalks a Furfoot.
1: And it is. You did it all by instinct, but it is a sound defense. Having the hovel wall between you means Seafood will need to make a racket to stab you in the back; and having Seafood facing <span class="mu-i">that</span> way, and you <span class="mu-i">this</span> way means a near 360° visual coverage when you are both at rest. Seafood suspects you of having some tactical acumen; you actually don't. You just built different. Superior gobbo instancts beybey!
