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Why, you do what any other red-blooded American would do in this situation:
<span class="mu-s">LIGHT IT UP!</span>
Claws extended and tentacles thrashing, the beast lets loose a baleful roar matching the ones you heard earlier as it leaps into the air with unnatural speed! Standing your ground, you aim the nozzle of your <span class="mu-s">FLAMETHROWER</span> in the fiend’s direction just as Pepper rolls into a kneeling position next to you with her <span class="mu-s">CAMERA</span> drawn like a cowboy’s revolver!
“Say <span class="mu-i">CHEESE!</span>”
With what you hope is a blinding flash, the camera captures the creature’s good angles… oh wait, there <span class="mu-i">AREN’T</span> any! Squealing like a drowning pig, the <span class="mu-s">NOTWOLF</span>’s trajectory changes, but while he can’t claw or bite you in the current path, you can still make him <span class="mu-s">EXTRA CRISPY!</span>
With a roar of its own the <span class="mu-s">FLAMETHROWER</span> belches a jet of crackling death in the monster’s direction, and in seconds of touching the flame its tentacles quickly crumble into soot and ash!
Its scaly flesh bubbling and cracking under the intense heat, your attacker shrieks in anguish as it crashes bodily into the side of the mansion! Swatting and hissing at your legs, it doesn’t take long for the monstrous tiki torch to come scrambling after you with its tendrils madly grasping for your flesh!
>ROLL 3d100 TO AVOID THE BEAST’S ATTACKS! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS! BONUSES:
>DIESEL+5 (+5 SPEED BONUS!)
>PEPPER-3 (-3 KNEELING LIKE AN IDIOT)
>RAJ+7 (+5 COOL CUSTOMER, +2 WAS ALREADY STEPPING BACK)
