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You wait 3 dang days and 3 darn nights for this Siberian brap hog to come back to life one of those Brazilian cockroaches with the crazy wingspans that actually are allowed to fly just because of their significant size to every other cockroach and the only thing limiting other cockroach flight is their small stature and lack of aerodynamicability. God you do enjoy how the beaners squeal at those magnificent brown rockets. All you want is an angry fat Latina to reach her hoggish hands into every aspect of your life, drive up your credit score, and make you feel miserable enough to pop a xannie cranberry malt cocktail that gets you so skizzered you paint your hot little brains out all over the Baltimore payment. Is that all it takes to get a biches attention. Some LA RONA from your iPod to make those fresh out of the river border jumping sand rock cuties swoon? The commoditization of modern day relationships makes you feel Travis bikcle core. Every day is another taxi driver for you
It’s all very nietzche core
krinkle the cold comes back from his extended diet nap. You have no regret. He has spent many a episode maturing wit h his robust dyke pals singing ukulele covers. He’s so serialized and smart and educated that you want to shake the hand of a great man and feel his calluses.
Maybe now he won’t be so much of a fucking asshole and he learns his actions have consequences.
You dap him up and play a little bookie with his stigmata by sticking your index finger through the loop and shaking it around a little bit
It’s cash as hell
And blue nigga loves it.
You hug him and embrace. He’s your ride or die. You had to bring him back because he’s just so commercially relevant and viable.
He’s far more reliable than jackanape, you’re stupid fucking dog. Someone should feed him grape skins until he shakes UNTIL HE SHAKES
Ice creed is way more of an irresistible slam piece than junko. But that’s because junko’s a canine eucalyptus dog pitbull. And that is morally unacceptable. But gargle genes the vampire would definitely take a sip of that pudding. For she is a socially repugnant female. Do you get it? Ho Ho
THAT BITCH THAT FUCKING BITCH
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
The trend hopping white jezabel, hee “neurodivergence” makes you want to go full Richard Ramirez , but you will literally cut her head off no dip. But you still love her tee hee
