You are fan, the big valor boy of these hot parts. You law down the fucking law, you’re like a garbage man, uh huh. You’re power tripping big guy and you ride high on the fact that you can turn some scoon into Pastrami and make his fat family turn his likeness into a t shirt with a simple flick of your epic caucosoid fingers.

You get a little silly from time to time. It’s holla core.

Jak stands to your left that nigga’s a bit chain genius and resident internet boy to your valor boy

Together you are

Yeeng and yanng
Opposites attracting
Together you do shit thou could never dream of apart.
Comprendehende?
Adventar and time.

Your clean up the trash of this fucking city big guy. Everyone is scum in this land, the land of oh. It’s crazy. It’s like that one part of sin city with yellow bastard in it but that’s just life for people every day, there’s no break from it.

Also there’s a whole cast of wacky characters and they’re driving you up the wall. Good thing you have means of destruction k

Now go meet someone
But just one

>Marmelade
This little lady makes your toes curl and your heart go a twitter WOWZA. Her goth vampire aesthetic makes you google the fragility of hot topic mall doors because you just want to break apart that sweet little treat and get to the cheesy center inside you know what I’m sayin haha


>Ice Craig
Stupid faggot no one likes. You don’t like him. You’re everyone. Also junkle’s hackles raise when the blue nigger gets aprocheth