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Seafood drains all five of them in a few minutes. He spits.
"A shallow meal; five heads worth a mere three. Where did you get these."
"The poor Skirts Sweetfoods. I killdem wiv derr chokeychokes. So's more blood innem."
"More indeed, but diseased where not dissipated. Still, their waste of life is now redeemed to better use, fufu. I predict you will raise less alarm if you continue using this method - to a point. What do you plan to do tonight."
"Ive been finkin Sweetfoods-"
"-ill advised without supervision. Go on."
"Ive been finkin, derrs dedders roit? Them chumps wot died ov da Plague. Yez zed the ovva day theyz put inna biggy hole outy Town. Not the biggy Pit 'ole at va Cherch; anuvva one, less biggy. Bitty outy Town."
"The Mass Grave. And?"
"I'll go verr, dig up all dem Plague Dedders wot still gots Plague onnem roit, denn I'z stash em everwhere derrs Humies liven. I don't even needa chokem dedd denn, ivva Plague catches: derr dedders'll make moar dedders. I kinn jezt bonkem once r twice n nightynight, denn rollem whole innada Pouch alive, no trouble. If I stash enuff stiffs inna place to Plague it up, I kinn do a whole <span class="mu-i">builden</span> worff of chumps inna couple noits, easy."
Seafood turns this over in his head for a while. He has considered a mass poisoning to make the BLOOD harvest quicker, but the powers he would have needed to employ over the area would have been noticeable to any mediocrity in the Magic Arts.
Your method, to use a gobliny expression, is anal-ugg. That is, barbarically low effort and immediately effective. Like how all goblins shit on your pointys and slicys just before a big foit, so's when you give the ovva muvvafugga da <span class="mu-r">bizniz</span>, you spilliz blood <span class="mu-i">and</span> shidd inna. It's like goonen inna, but wiv shidd. Even if you die the foit, the first bastich you shank or slice will catch sumn narsty. He might catch da 'green feeva and die, or he'll look at the chopped stump where you stabbed im and remembah.
Not only is your method so simple that a goblin could do it, anyone who noticed would think a goblin <span class="mu-i">did</span> do it. If they then came in arms and numbers prepared for mere goblins they would not be prepared for Yang Wuhan. Elegant!
"Mm. It is an idea," he says, still unable to admit that it's a good 'un. "Bring the Plague Dedd-. The Plague Dead. Dig them up and bring them to me."
"Sure fing Sweetfoods. I'll go roit now."
"In the day? Without sleep?"
"Yah. Sleep lader. If the dedders try any funny bizniz on, they'll be easier to foit inna sun. Walky dedders n spookies don't like the sun. Everbody knows 'at."
"Mm. A natural suppressant as you handle the unclean. Go."
"Yah, goin."
