>>5776440https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bUqxn1FHB4...Or not.
It was another long day and night of ennui. You felt like you deserved it after a job well done. The battle was in the middle of the night so as soon as you got home you collapsed. Finally sitting up feels weird.
Some days 4 PM is "good morning".
Still tired, but your brain has relaxed somewhat.
The new Bizarre Jelly Gaiden OVA was out this week. Normally you wouldn't have a "job" to keep you away from such things, but now you do... Quotation marks added since, well, assassination is never really an official job, is it? This UAA thing is as close as it gets for this kind of things. And, well, they do seem rather legit... Except for one part...
<span class="mu-i">"A small donation from you will be required before we can set up your next ranking battle."</span>
...Right. Well that was a pain in the ass. What kind of job asks YOU to pay THEM? Well, it is how you rise on the ranks, which is the only way to go...
Not only that, but they said you needed a <span class="mu-i">vehicle</span>. Makes sense considering these assassins could be anywhere. You need to be able to reach their home turf with ease.
That and... Your weapon may have broken a bit after that intense energy burst after the last fight. You know someone who could fix it for you, at least...
...Still, <span class="mu-s">the UAA won't pay for either of these.</span>
So this fucking sucks. You almost just want to go back to bed.
But then you may get killed by the new rank 10 while you sleep and miss the new Bizarre Jelly, so up you go.
<span class="mu-g">* * [ Chapter 2: Barrels ] * *</span>
In <span class="mu-b">Santa</span> <span class="mu-r">Destroy</span> there are many places to visit, but even the most violent and notorious assassin needs some allies. Choose 2 of these characters to trust, the rest will also assist you, but they won't be as close:
>Rena Yozoruchi: The other MILF in your life after you killed the last one in the previous chapter, she works at K*Job Center, where you can take on various jobs for cash. She kinda hates you, so she likes to give you the more humiliating ones. For fun.>"Pimpslap" McGraw: A pimp and low-level drug dealer, he sold you drugs at a party once but you lost them and he feels sorry for you. He also saved your life once, during an incident you can't quite remember...>"Eri" Rei: A crossdresser that you met casually by watching him do a dirty camshow online and then formally when you needed your PC repaired, he is good with anything involving machines, may even get you new weapons.>Cornelia Criskonoskii: An old acquaintance from high school, overweight and a bit stinky, knows how to read tarot cards to a semi-professional extent. Secretely still holds a grudge on you for trying to fuck her brother.>VVOLFSLEYR: A masked man who never grew out of his edgy phase, likes controversy over anything else. He draws very inappropriate porn and shitposts as his "job" all day. Has a kink for nazi outfits despite being jewish. May be a furry. 