>>5739141“That blows, kid. Sorry to hear that, planet Earth has always kind of sucked.” Craig opens the door wide to let you in. “Come on in. You know the deal, we’re waiting for everyone to get in here. Also, keep that magic stuff down, I love these guys, but they’re loonies.”
“Sure.” You weren’t planning on it, anyway.
“Now, tonight is gonna be different. The belt has been retired, we buried our eternal champ with it. So, to commemorate his legacy, we’re doing the Bradford Memorial Poker Tournament! Our biggest one so far! And we will play for this instead.” Craig reveals to you a decently sized trophy with a strangely half-naked Bradford statute on top. “Err, we had to repurpose a Sumo trophy. It was the only thing we could find. What do you think?”
You heard some laughs… The regulars are here…
>>How do you respond?>“It’s the most hideous thing I have ever seen in my entire life.” You don’t want to win that shit.>“No offense, but do you actually think anyone wants to win it?” You’re so perplexed you don’t know what to say.>“Uhm, what about Osgood?” Like the Osgood participation trophy?>“No comment.” You’ll be cordial to a fault…>Write In.>>Anything else to say?>“Biggest tournament so far, huh? How many people will be here? And who is coming?” You wanna know if there are any surprises!>“Seriously, we need to burn that thing down.” You kinda miss the belt.>“Did Dirty Rob mention the treasure to you?” Ask Craig about the fallout from Piss Town.>“Can I get a glass of water?” You need something for your eyes.>Write In.(Only Reply of the Day, we return on the weekend!)
