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The call connects!
“Hello, I’m in the bathroom brushing my teeth.” You say the first thing that comes to mind. Not the smartest thing to do before eating, but the pizzas will take some time to arrive, so it’ll be fine. “Huh, I’m also your manager by the way.”
“...W-Who am I talking to? How did you get this number? Is this some kind of prank?” Vortexia sounds so utterly puzzled by every single word that you just said that she needs you to go over it from the beginning again.
“It’s me, Clutz!” You’d smile but she can’t see it. Your freshly cleaned smile. “You know, I’m the guy you met today!” Did you properly introduce yourself before or not? You can’t remember.
Vortexia groans first. “C-Clutz?! I know who you are now! You’re supposed to be my fan, not my stalker! How did you get my number?! Be obsessive about me in a healthy way!”
“I’m not your stalker! I’m your manager!” You inform as you pump your fist for no one to see.
“Manager of what? My fan club? I guess you’re cute enough to run it. Call dibs on it now and you’re going to become a very influential man. But you need to be an exemplary fan, and this is NOT exemplary behavior!” Vortexia scolds you! “You care about your hygiene, so you have that going for you. Do you have a healthy diet? You looked like you were always overextending yourself when we met. My fans must take care of themselves!”
“No, Clutz, I’m your *actual* manager.” You reiterate.
“You do know what that word means, right? I don’t think you know what that word means.” Vortexia is worried about you.
You explain what an Idol manager is. You’ve played Video Games, you know what this is all about. And if you don’t, it’s a good thing you have tutorial characters like Debbie around helping!
“...I’m going to hang up.” Vortexia is done with your bullshit.
“But it’s true! I won you in a Card Game!” You keep adding more information for her to believe you.
“...You can’t manage my fanclub anymore.” Vortexia has lost all respect for you.
“Ask your former manager! I swear this is true!” You plea for her to see reason!
“Bye.” Vortexia hangs up without acknowledging what you said.
You look at your phone in disbelief. How come she didn’t believe you? After 2 minutes of staring at it, you get a call from the skeptical idol.
“Hello, I’m in the bathroom.” You deadpan.
“Give me your full name NOW.” Vortexia’s voice sounds like it’s shaking.
“Johnny Ando.” You say.
“…” Pure silence. <span class="mu-s">“Y-YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BUY MY MERCHANDISE, NOT MY CONTRACT! <span class="mu-i">AAAAAAH~!!!</span>”</span>
