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“<span class="mu-s">Eighth Question: What does the P in the Idols’ names mean?</span>” You’ll throw them a softball since they’re idols, and you’d like to know.
All the dazzled women need a moment to register what your simple question entails. Once they do, hands come flying down to the phones, but one was able to snap out of it fast enough, well, not only fast enough, but it seemed like she knew the answer right away, she only had problems finding her phone.
“It stands for <span class="mu-s">Performanstar</span>. It’s a rank given by the Archangel of Melody for reaching Pure Platinum.” Vortexia is the one who answers!
“That can’t be true...” You look it up on your phone. You thought it stood for Pumpkin! And somehow this is less dumb than reality.
“<span class="mu-i">What do you mean it can’t be true?!</span>” Carol is shocked that you didn’t know. “<span class="mu-i">That is what it’s called</span>”
“Fuck off! What the hell is an Archangel of Music?” You keep searching! Emily doesn’t believe it either.
“<span class="mu-i">It’s the highest chair of the National Musician Association.</span>” Carol is being serious.
“My own manager doesn’t know a thing about music…” Clutz is worried, almost to tears. Emily pats her back.
“I don’t know a thing about *bullshit*. This has to be bullshit.” You stand your ground. Is this how Vera feels? No, that’s what the cake wants you to think, she’s the silly one. “I mean, why Performanstar?! That’s not even a word!” You’re the one bringing the silly titles!
“<span class="mu-i">The initials for Pure Platinum don’t lend themselves well for the title.</span>” Carol dryly retorts.
“YUNG-PP sounds funny though.” You’re a very mature man.
“<span class="mu-i">It does.</span>” Emily is a very mature woman.
“T-The cake is melting both of your brains…” Clutz is in shock.
“But this is awful regardless.” You shake your head.
“<span class="mu-i">It wasn’t a thing until Ambition-P started to do it. And nobody is forcing you to participate.</span>” YUNG-P explains. “<span class="mu-i">What did you think it stood for?</span>” Carol is curious.
“Pumpkin!” You smile.
“<span class="mu-i">WHY WOULD IT BE PUMPKIN?!</span>” Carol is flabbergasted. “<span class="mu-i">I’m never entertaining a word you say! Now move on!</span>”
“<span class="mu-s">I guess you’re correct, Clutz.</span>” You cross your arms. You refuse to clap. “Who do you want to punish this round?”
“Emily! This is payback!” Vortexia retaliates with an evil grin on her face. Carol enjoys the friendly fire of the last couple of rounds.
“<span class="mu-i">Can I eat the cake first…?</span>” Emily wants to enjoy her clothes as much as she can… Clutz doesn’t oppose.
“Here you go.” You hand Emily a slice, she wasn’t in the mood to be spoonfed.
