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The tension in the air is so thick you cut carve a piece out and eat it… maybe with some fresh bruschetta or at the very least some bread-
Your metaphor is soundly disrupted by your own alien appendage trying to screwdrive your face! Cut it out, asshole, you don’t have any screws in there! Hey! <span class="mu-i">QUIT IT!</span>
The terrible tentacle doesn’t listen to your words and continues stabbing at your money maker! If only this thing could see <span class="mu-s">REASON</span>, you think as you bat the sharp end away from your eyes, then maybe you’d be abl-hey, wait a sec…
Catching the tool in between both hands, you wrestle it out of the troublesome tendril’s grasp and fling it aside onto the ground near Chuck! As the groundskeeper draws a bead on your opponent, you frantically motion for him to stop!
… and then switch hands, because the one you used just made it look like the <span class="mu-s">WRIST WHIP</span> was going for him! Whoops!
“Quit messin’ around, kid!” Growls the old man as he refuses to lower his weapon, “I’m two seconds away from puttin’ a dart in <span class="mu-i">this</span> guy–don’t make me put you to sleep too!”
“Erm… what… what are you <span class="mu-i">doing</span>, sandcrab?” Asks Pepper in a comparatively calmer, but still confused tone!
Just… just lemme <span class="mu-i">communicate</span> here, you stammer as your old friend the <span class="mu-s">IRRITATION HEADACHE</span> slowly returns, if you can, like, <span class="mu-i">parley</span> with this guy-
“Do I need to read those notes to you again?” The redhead retorts with growing impatience, “If you don’t cure yourself before that thing becomes fully-grown, you’re <span class="mu-i">never</span>-”
I <span class="mu-i">KNOW</span>, you groan, but if you could <span class="mu-i">keep</span> this power while also retaining your independence, well…
“Imagine…” Mumbles Raj as he sweats like a pig leaning against Chuck’s shoulder, “Imagine all the pizzas you could spin…”
See!? <span class="mu-i">RAJ</span> has your back! Turning away from your friends, you hold out your <span class="mu-s">WRIST WHIP</span> in front of you and continue to keep it at bay with a placating gesture on your other hand! You know this thing can talk to you, but you just need to…
<span class="mu-i">Think</span>...
>CONTD.
