>Test the Arid Dress on robots and nonhumans. Employee O for female androids, employee O2 for male androids. Employee R for female dogs. Time for some tests! You quickly gather the three employees necessary...and Presley. He doesn't have to be there but hey. He ain't nothing but a hound dog (snrk).
Opal is the one who gets tossed the dress first, putting it on without much fuss. You wait for a few moments and, well, the only noteworthy change is that she has a dress on. O2 does the same and, well, again. No noteworthy changes.
Then you try it out on Roxy. You do note a slight change in here, though (outside of the ridiculous concept of a dog stuffed in a dress). She looks a little bit more...coyote-like than anything? Darker fur, narrower snout, but still very much a corgi.
>Aspect (Dog) Revealed! (rolls d6s instead of d4s, Presence+) Other than that, the rest is an utter bust.
>Have Employee A take a rest, he deserves it. He's already doing that, thankfully. He's busy kicking back in the break room, drinking beers and listening to some tunes on the jukebox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6CwvfBScTo Smooth...
>Take any weapons or other dangerous things (like that IED) from the 3rd Floor Storage and stick it in the 1st Floor Storage until the Invasion blows over. Send in the clowns. There's a lot of bullshit to carry out of there so you decide to send in B2, S2, X, and Z to carry all of the junk while Alpha, L, and Y watch over them.
"NOW LISTEN HERE YOU DAMN [[CLOWN AROUND TOWN]]! THIS IS [[CLASSIFIED WEAPONRY]]! TREAT THEM WITH [[With all due respect, I do not care]]!"
The cluwne merely pulls out a bike horn and honks it at the android's face. "BITE ME, BITE ME!"
"FATHER ABOVE THIS IS AWFUL." Zayne shouts out. Why the fuck does this asshole have to yell so loudly all the time? "LET'S JUST HURRY UP ALREADY!"
"Agreed." Employee X nods.
The people watching over the horde don't really say anything but it's obvious they're annoyed at the shouty fucks.
>Shuffle the defense plans to focus on the third floor. Announce to the meat soldiers the high risk of an invasion in the near future. Describe to them the characteristics of the Neon Slasher.Meanwhile, you organize a defense force at the third floor with your available main fighters (AK, R0, Isabelle, Felix, Jack), aimed to the teeth with all of the weapons they could get.
You tap your microphone. "Attention, meat soldiers. An intruder will attempt to break through the third floor. He is known to have a kill count of over two hundred people."
"Beware of salt, neon signs, bright lights, or creatures with carapaces."
You shouldn't expect them to be as reliable as your employees but they should help.
>If an intruder invades the Third Floor, you may attempt to order the Meat Horde to fire. If successful, they will fire a massive amount of suppressive fire. Otherwise, only a few will fire. >Regardless, they will take a round or two to reload. 