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You and your fat family make it back to her barrel
She’s still giving you the mixed cement shoulder
You lean up to the barrel and press your big head close and make your plea. This one’s from the heart.
Haha baaaaay-bee. Princesssss. Let me in. Let me in. I wanna pry you out of that mean Ol barrel so we can go listen to ironmaiden and stuff, okay. We can go deathgrips baby. We do anything you want. The world is your oyster me amiga. Just shake that mean old concrete off and come say hi to all my daffy fucking pals right now dude. My patience is really thin right now after all this fucking Craig stuff and I am not into it. It’s really wearing off. And I know you probably got butterflies in your tummy but stop being so selfish and realize that the whole worlds got those critters. It’s okay to be nervy. I can’t make ‘em go away but I can at least put them into formation and make those bugs fly all cool. Do little figure 8’s like top gun. Or ice skating. Come on. Just come out I’m not even playing right now. Just come on out of that mean old Japanese sarcophagus and let’s hang out. David fucking duke’s here and you’re embarrassing me right now
She ain’t budging
What do
>fuck it. Candy land.
>give the dog some fucking dialogue
>ice craig adventure just you and him fuck all this
>give her to David
>shake her loose
>leave her alone and find greener pastures
>woo her with song
>woo her with words
>write in
