>>5871994Since QM is probably asleep I figured I'd just write this up in case he accepts me in. If he does we save time, if not the thread can just ignore it.
>Be me>Working night shift>Just finished over a month of overtime>Christmas season is busy and it's all hands on deck>I enjoy my job, but 60 hours weeks are pure misery>Finally though, it's over.>Won't even have to think about work until January.>Best part is it's 5 in the morning and the streets are clear>Until suddenly I notice a truck with its headlights>Dear God it's rushing right at me>Quickly swerve away into the next lane>It just barely misses me, thank God>Crazy asshole"NOT YET FREELANCER!"
>woah wat>The truck just scream, what the fuck>Suddenly truck swerves around and drives straight at me>Holy shit it's got rocket boosters blasting from the back>That oversized junk heap must be going 120 miles an hour"this ghost of me won't last long...but at least I can take you with me, freelancer. See you in hell"
>It's near instantaneous, the truck smashed into my my car head on and I pop like water balloon>My last thoughts are'God damn... Iguazu is such a petty bitch...'
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>Be me >I can feel it instinctively>the Isekai'God it's me, M̵̨̩̠̫͙̘̘͇̥̀́̐̚@̸̨̡̛̞̩̠̭̙͓̠̞̍̄͊͋̔͋̇̇́̕(̸̰̄͜͝͝-̴̦̗͕̞̻͔͍̹̞͔̭̎̐̊͗͂)̷̹͍̪͖̞̮͚̘̼̙̹͂̄͑̓̏̌̍͠m̶̛͖̔̍̃̽͝0̵̢̛̰̗̺̺̰̗̮̝̜̜̺̜̓̒̄̔̄̇̈́̍̈́͐̍̚͠0̷̢̨̰̓̒̍͗̾̎͆͆́̈́̄̈́|̴͇͙̩̻̺͉͋̉̀͜͝}̸̛̛̛̫̈͛̆͒̀̆̈́̈́̓́̕̚ , I know I'm not the most zealous worshipper, but I do believe. I know I shit on them all the time, but please send me to a harem power fantasy. I swear I'll be extra good and slay evil and stuff. Please don't send me to Rubicon where I'll freeze my balls off. Me his are based, but I'm fine with a magic fantasy adventure with cool magic and pretty girls. I'll even be a paladin and pray to you. Aren't
>I'm waking up---
>Be me>I'm laying on the floor>Open my eyes and stand up....oh god damn it, this isn't what I meant by a fantasy adventure!
>I know this area like the back of my hand>I've played through this game multiple times>Limgrave>I'm so fucked"... I'm going to die horribly, aren't I?"
>Please let me be able to respawn>Or at least let there be a PC tarnished to ride the coattails of>Throw me a bone here God>Wait a minute "I don't...see the knight, or Varrik... hopefully I can just walk to the church no problem
>Time to do some info harhu----
Name: my friends call me Mack! Nice to meet you!
5'11
Black hair and beard, sticky muscles build(I'm no gym rat but quite proud of my strength!)
Equipment
Clothes:blue hoodie, t-shirt, sweat pants, work boots
Items: wallet, phone, charger(basically useless here but I have it), name tag, keys, box cutter
