>>5816096“Caine…it’s been like a day, I think? Please tell me this isn’t yet ANOTHER new schmuck. We just got little Mrs.Panic attack to do her part in the intro.” A…rabbit, with humanoid posture says, looking like bugs bunny if they halved the details and gave him questionable dental.
He motions with a yellow gloved hand to you, seemingly annoyed by your presence, screw you too buddy. A jester nervously looks at you one with a blue and red stripped jesters hat, pale skin as per requirement for those in the Jest profession, weird eyes that whose pupils looked like radiation symbols but with blue and red instead of its usual colored motif. It looked shaken a bit nervous as she rubs her arm.
“W-wait, another person?” The jester asks confusion lacing her voice as did an ever present sense of anxiety.
“I’ll be! It looks like yet another human has entered this realm!” A being said, you look up to see a pair of teeth housing a pair of floating eyes, and below this odd set of features was a human like body, sporting a red suit and black pants. All of which seem to shine a bit as if made of plastic.
You also see a…Party streamer person, a mess of shapes that somehow looks dead inside despite its only real discernible feature being a mismatched pair of eyes on a triangular face. All of this stimulation followed by the overloading of information doesn’t help process any of this edutainment hell.
Theres only one thing to do, as your first impression in this new world. And that is…
>Put up your dukes! These freaks ain’t taking ya alive! >Take the headset off, this is a bit much.>Walk away, ain’t dealing with this bull.>Play along, this is just a game, weird one, but you payed for this so…sunk cost.>Introduce yourself. Just gotta say your name…>Write-in 