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Your life is miserable. You work a dead-end job, you live alone in a dingy apartment owned by a landlord you hate, and you barely have the energy to pursue any of your hobbies. One day, during one of your sporadically provided off-days, you are met with an impossible floating screen. Glowing a dazzling gold, the semi-transparent tablet reads: "Congratulations. You have been deemed as the best candidate for the incarnation of a divinity. Will you proceed with the deification process?"
You scroll down and are met with...
What is your gender?
>Male
>Female
Which of the following do you find the most compelling?
>A force of nature
>An aspect of humanity
>A blight
>Write-in
