>>5889624During your lengthy absence it seems a band of Nubian mercenaries have somehow taken up residence in your castle. And rumor has it they've been more than just good neighbors to your wife. "You got a problem crusader?" their leader asks smugly.
>your voice thunders through the halls echoing off the stone walls "stacy you faithless harlot!">you bellow in anger "nubians get out of my castle now!">you manage a meek and somewhat shaky "ahem esteemed nubian gentlemen I assure you there's no issue here at all.">fall on your sword 