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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XGYNz685Ng[SATOMI] "Who are you? Why are you here in my office?"
[CATASTROVANIA] "<span class="mu-i">Your office?</span>"
[SATOMI] "But of course. We maintain several at various grounds and campuses in the Capital. Well, today my brother is busy back home, so I'm all by myself here to grab some forms.... Also, you still haven't answered why you're in one of my offices."
[CATASTROVANIA] "I'm here on important business from the... uh... the Trinity."
[SATOMI] "Oh, well I happen to be a member divinity of the Trinity. How come I didn't hear of it?"
[CATASTROVANIA] "...Snk ...You?"
[SATOMI] "You mean to tell me you do not recognize Sincere Satomi, Twin Goddess of Knowledge?"
[CATASTROVANIA] "..."
(<span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-i">S.... SHIT! This is one of the legendary Hakutaku Twins themselves from the School of the Ascendant?!?! Y-YAMEROOOOO! SHE'S A FULL BLOWN DIVINITY! SHE'D FLICK ME DEAD! B-But at the same time, it's really her!? In the flesh?! One of the mythical Hakutaku from Yongesia...... They're one of the most storied legends of the whole Sword Continent! My heart is racing, my blood pressure might explode! I... I've a-al-walyss wan..thgh... wanted to meet one of them! They say that before the Twins became the world's teachers, they had three teardrops symbolized by the three colors they wore. Yellow, red, and green. The yellow teardrop imbues one with the finest of literary artistry, whilst the red one gives them the greatest ability to illustrate, and the green one will bestow wisdom. I want the red one! I need the red one! Then I'll finally be able to make m-my-my own m-manga! But... how do I convince her to give it to me...?</span></span>)
[SATOMI] "Are you having a stroke or something? You are sweating nervously all of a sudden. Why are you staring into my soul like that? Are you okay? Did you escape a padded room recently or...?"
(<span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-i">KGhghKK! Her words.... they're wounding me like knives... S-So this is why they say to never meet your heroes. Like meeting an esteemed mangaka or famed anime studio director, and getting berated by them! But in this case, by such a legendary creature...! It hurts just that much more! I think I might actually hyperventilate!</span></span>)
[SATOMI] "...Mmm? The computers... Are you stealing from us? Oh, no no no no, that will not do. You are not to do that. You will incur immense punishment for this, you know?"
[CATASTROVANIA] "Y-You too."
[SATOMI] "I- eh.... What?"
(<span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-i">嘘! I can't believe I said the thing out loud! At this time of all times!</span></span>)
[SATOMI] "Okay, you are definitely a retard, there is no doubting it. Are you going to heed me and turn yourself in now or will we be forced to come to blows?"
(<span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-i">Damn! What am I supposed to do!?</span></span>)
>"Hai." (Attack)>"U-Uh...! Well you see, this is all merely a test from on high!" (Bluff)>"Y-You... look like you read fujoshi material!" (Provoke)>"Heh... I've seen enough animes to know where this is going." (Mystify) 