Hello valued volunteer and guest! You have decided to take part in a grand opportunity, becoming the new night guard for Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Of course this isn't the true Freddy's Fazbear Pizza location, this is a simple attraction for those wanting to experience the true and disgusting beauty of Freddy's for a low price of [Data Missing]. We here at Fazbear Entertainment would like to assure you however, that absolutely nothing bad will possibly happen to you. These animatronics are truely top of the line, and will not believe you to be for example, a serial murderer who attempted to murder children to harvest a spiritual energy known as remnant. Once again, that is just a nonspecific example and has no true relation to any prior event at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
You will of course be compensated for your time here by the end of the week but if you would like to return feel free! We here at Fazbear entertainment appreciate your constant support. After all, you're at a location run by Fazbear entertainment A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike where fantasy and fun come to life!
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Also there were no other applicants. Thank You and goodbye for now!
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"Yeah. Fuckin Classy." you groan as you sit in the chair in the cramped office space.
You scratch your haor underneath the mandatory security outfit and look through the cameras.
The animatronics stand at attention on the show stage. The poster on the wall in the security room stares back at you with a very clear rubber freddy nose that you can push to hear it squeak. There's a cupcake figure in the desk in front of you.
"No expense spared I guess." You watch as the time ticks down slowly, minute by minute, the hours encoraching ever so slowly.
This was going to be a long week.
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