>>5763249<span class="mu-r">LAND EXISTS…</span> The entity counters, <span class="mu-r">NOT FOUND.</span>
<span class="mu-s">WHAT PART OF THIS AREN’T YOU UNDERSTANDING???</span> you mentally growl as you feel sweat pour down your forehead, <span class="mu-s">HE DISCOVERED AMERICA, IS WHAT HE DID! HE WAS A BRAVE ITALIAN EXPLORER! AND IN THIS BRAIN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IS A HERO! END OF STORY!</span>
The entity processes the lecture you just mentally imparted.
<span class="mu-r">AMERICA… FREE… HOME?</span>
<span class="mu-s">DAMN RIGHT IT IS,</span> you nod, <span class="mu-s">NO RULERS! EXCEPT FOR THE PRESIDENT, BUT THAT’S DIFFERENT! IT’S A NEW BEGINNING!</span>
An uneasy silence falls over your mind as the parasite weighs your words. It’s… it’s definitely thinking…
<span class="mu-s">COLUMBUS CAME HERE BECAUSE HE HAD A DREAM,</span> you continue, <span class="mu-s">A DREAM WHERE EVERYONE IS CREATED EQUAL–WHERE THEY CAN PRACTICE WHATEVER RELIGION AND POLITICS THEY WANT AND HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAMMER THE SHIT OUTTA’ ANYONE! BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT FREEDOM IS: FREEDOM TO FIGHT WHOEVER YOU WANT! FREEDOM TO LOVE WHOEVER YOU WANT! FREEDOM TO EAT-</span>
<span class="mu-r">UNDERSTAND. UNDERSTAND.</span> The voice interrupts with a vague hint of annoyance in its voice, <span class="mu-r">JOIN… NEED TRUST.</span>
The head of garlic flashes through your mind once more.
<span class="mu-r">DESTROY. TRUST.</span>
<span class="mu-s">NO WAY, ASSWIPE! RAJ NEEDS THAT!</span>
<span class="mu-r">NO ‘RAJ’. US. WE. FREEDOM.</span>
Ohhh…. Well crap…
What do?
>AGREE! DESTROY YOUR GARLIC!>DISAGREE! ISN’T THERE ANOTHER WAY?>SUCKER-PUNCH! STRIKE THIS THING WHILE IT’S DISTRACTED BY COLUMBUS!>WRITE-IN! 